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Fugrence Welch
Have you been wondering what Florence Welch is doing on-stage lately? Yes/no/maybe? Well, regardless of which one you circle before you pass back the note, I will let you know, because I am here for...
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Carly Fug Jepsen
I know this is for a music video shoot, so traditional clothing options are not to be expected. But aside from the prison encasing her torso and the bike chain dribbling from her belt, I can’t get...
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KeFuggersignHa
Yes, admittedly, Ke$ha has worked to clean up her red-carpet act lately. But some crotches never change. Read More ...
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Fugdigger
“LISTEN UP, IT’S TWELVE TWELVE, OF THE YEAR TWENTY TWELVE, AND WE’RE PERFORMING TO SAVE VICTIMS OF HURRICANE TWELVE. JUST KIDDING IT WAS SANDY, BUT NOTHING RHYMES WITH TWELVE. SO I’M PULLING MY...
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Fug the Concert: Lady Gaga
Because on Inauguration Day, nothing says HOORAY FOR DEMOCRACY like Lady Gaga a) spanking someone while wielding (and possibly desecrating) a flag, and b) EMERGING FROM AN INFLATABLE VAGINA. It’s...
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Fug the Halftime Show: Beyonce at Super Bowl XLVII
It was entertaining to look at, I guess, but I feel like… with the exception of “Single Ladies,” when you see Beyonce live, are you really there to watch a bunch of dancing? Or do you want to hear...
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Grammys Mostly Well Played, On A Purely Sartorial Level: Rihanna
Man. She melts your heart, and then she steps on it. Read More ...
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Good Girl Gone Fug
Certain things are delicious in their consistency: The sun sets in the west, the tides go up and down, and Rihanna wears booty shorts. I am concerned that there are two strange-handled weapons...
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Fug The Show: Beyonce’s “Mrs. Carter” Tour
I think we can all agree that if Beyonce had given up singing for figure skating, the costumes would have forced everyone else on the ice to step up their games. We can also all agree that the last...
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Billboard Music Awards Fug: Jennifer Lopez
“HOLA LOVERS. I have a secret. It is why I wear windows for clothes all the time. Do you want to hear? Come close: I am bored. I miss Marc. It is so BLAH when I do not have to make weapons out of...
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Fug It Up
“HOLA LOVERS. I am the spider. My chest is my web. You are the flies. Lovers, I know this ends with you dying, pero know you will at least be smothered here, in paradise, by AMOR.” Read More ...
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BET Awards Perfugmance: Mariah Carey
“Hey, everybody, I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to put this on hold.” “I just found out my people told me to wear fishnets, not wear a fish net. Can we just pause this thing for a quick hour or so...
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Well Played, Mariah Carey
Apparently Mariah hurt her shoulder sometime between the BET Awards and now, and has coped with this setback by turning it into an accessory. Like a boss. Read More ...
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Dramatically Played, Leona Lewis
Back when she was wearing lips on her chest, I really thought Leona Lewis had the makings of a Fug Madness star — but she’s been pretty silent since then. Ergo, imagine my glee at seeing her perform...
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Fugsie J
Oh, Jessie J, you can stop listening. Because TRUST ME, you do not want to know what I am saying right now. Read More ...
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Fugga Ora
It’s so nice to see that Rita Ora hasn’t given up her commitment to fugcellence. I cannot imagine how uncomfortable it must be to wear that many yards of leather — much less leather that alleges to...
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VMAs: Crazy Performance Fugnanigans
Or as I said to Jessica, the night Miley Cyrus became LMFAO Minaj. Do we think her tongue obsession came BEFORE this outfit, or because of it? Note: Sadly this isn’t a Fug the Hellshow of the whole...
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VMAs Fug Carpet: Jennifer Hudson
I have notes on this one, but they pale in comparison to my feelings about what she wore on-stage. Read More ...
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Fuglicia Keys
I really wish this were Anne Hathaway, and we could still write parody Les Miserables lyrics. Because I would cut right to the climax to sing, loudly, “Now I must fug Alicia KEEEEEEYS / Heed, please,...
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Casual Fuggerday: Rihanna
Let’s check in on Rihanna’s performing exploits. This is apparently fresh off the menswear runway. And it is… crazy. I can’t fathom a dude wanting to look like a billboard for something the FDA has...
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